Have you ever wondered if you’re rich? While everyone has their own standards, how does one really tell if they truly are? Is it the number of zeros in your bank account, or is it the things you buy? We think there’s more than a few ways you can tell if you’re rich. If any one of these scenarios applies to you, then no need to wonder… You know you’re rich!
You’ve never laid eyes on your own washing machine, ironing board, or kitchen stove.
You wouldn’t even know how to use those things, let alone turn them on because you have “the Help” for that.
You regularly enjoy a bottle of Chateau d’Yquem.
It’s the world’s finest Bordeaux, and it pairs so well with your favorite dishes, so paying $130 grand for it seems well worth it.
Your refrigerator is fully stocked with Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani.
When thirst hits, you instinctively reach for the world’s most expensive bottled water. It really hits the spot, so you overlook the $60,000 price tag.
Your favorite way to wind down is to enjoy a Gurkha His Majesty’s Reserve cigar.
They’re only $15,000 a box, so why not?
You have to take out an insurance policy on your dog’s L’Etoile collar.
It’s a guilty pleasure you have, buying your pet diamond-studded collars. Your designer pooch would never look good in rhinestones, anyway.
You always request a bottle of Domaine de la Romanée-Conti when hosting a dinner out.
For your friends and guests, only the best will do. That’s why you order them wine that costs twice as much as most Americans earn in a year. You’re just being a good host.
Your William Westmancott Bespoke suit is everyday wear.
You look and feel like a million bucks in it, so only paying $75 grand is a great deal, right?
Your shoe collection costs more than most people’s house.
It’s not like you go out of your way to spend a fortune on shoes, you can’t help the fact one pair of your beloved Ferragamos costs $3 grand. What are you supposed to do, go barefoot?
There are more than a few ways to tell if you’re rich, some more outrageous than others. As the old saying goes… if you have to wonder, you’re probably not. Hope you enjoyed this comical satire!